Episode 60 - The Skulls

In this week's episode, the gang gets branded and sworn to secrecy with Joshua Jackson and Paul Walker in the 2000, secret society flop, The Skulls! Why do we have to wait so long for Craig T. Nelson's first scene? Isn't William Peterson's accent a bit much? And you can never go wrong with a botched suicide. Or can you?

The Skulls stars Joshua Jackson, Paul Walker, Craig T. Nelson, William Peterson and Leslie Bibb; directed by Rob Cohen.

Music - We Do - John Swartzwelder & Alf Clausen



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Episode 59 - The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking

In this week's episode, the gang gets disgusted with a red-headed, feral animal named Pippi in The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking! Has there been a children's film with a worse message? What is this town's problem with orphans? Plus lots of talking horse impressions!

The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking stars Tami Erin, Eileen Brennan, and Dennis Dugan; directed by Ken Annakin.

Music - Bad Kids - The Black Lips



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Episode 58 - Undercover Blues

In this week's episode, the gang goes undercover with Dennis Quaid and Kathleen Turner in the super-spy super-flop, Undercover Blues! Can Dennis Quaid stop smiling for two seconds? Why are there so many Stanley Tucci scenes if he's not the main villain? Plus, does a blowjob joke belong in a family-ish film? Short answer? No.

Undercover Blues stars Kathleen Turner, Dennis Quaid, Stanley Tucci, Fiona Shaw, Larry Miller, Obba Babatundé, and Richard Jenkins; directed by Herbert Ross.

Music - Secret Agent Man - The Toasters





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Episode 57 - The Glass House

In this week's episode, the gang gets creeped out by Stellan Skarsgård in the 2001 teen thriller, The Glass House! Why does Skarsgård insist on hitting on Leelee Sobieski when she's his cash cow? How many useless threads can you fit into one movie? And Bruce Dern has to have the worst timing ever.

The Glass House stars Leelee Sobieski, Stellan Skarsgård, Diane Lane, and Bruce Dern; directed by Daniel Sackheim.

Music - Heart of Glass - Blondie



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Episode 56 - The Philadelphia Experiment II

In this week's episode, the gang gets all Back to the Future II with some Nazis and an alternate timeline in the 1993 sci-fi sequel dud, The Philadelphia Experiment II! Could ancient aliens be a real thing? Is it a bad sign when your main actor refuses to reprise his role? And Eric shares a bit of his vast knowledge of Nazi-centric tales of the macabre.

The Philadelphia Experiment II stars Brad Johnson, Marjean Holden, James Greene, and Gerrit Graham; directed by Stephen Cornwell.

Music - Time Bomb - Rancid



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