We're very proud of our back catalog.
Here now is every episode we've ever done...ever.
Here now is every episode we've ever done...ever.
EPISODES
Ep 01 - The Pilot / Wired - Lost forever to the sands of time. Bummer.
Ep 02 - Number One with a Bullet - Billy Dee Williams is a smooth cop.
Ep 03 - The Pack - Joe Don Baker punches dogs in the face.
Ep 04 - Congo - Joe Don Baker punches Laura Linney in the face.
Ep 05 - Psychomania - English bikers stir up trouble, kill themselves.
Ep 06 - The Hand - Michael Caine has shitty hair and one hand.
Ep 07 - K-9 - Jim Belushi acts like a jerk and wrestles a dog.
Ep 08 - The Wrong Guys - Louie Anderson and other comedians go camping.
Ep 09 - Dead Heat - Treat Williams and Joe Piscopo are dead-ish cops.
Ep 10 - Evilspeak - Clint Howard plays a devilish computer game.
Ep 11 - Gone Fishin' - Pesci and Glover act like children for ninety minutes.
Ep 12 - The Net - Sandra Bullock plays a shut-in who has no friends.
Ep 13 - Superman III & IV - Superman's a drunk, attends high school reunion.
Ep 14 - Superman III & IV Part Two - Superman litters space with warheads.
Ep 15 - Boys and Girls - Freddie Prinze Jr. mopes over Claire Forlani, vice versa.
Ep 16 - Fuzz - Burt Reynolds dresses up as nun, sexually harasses world.
Ep 17 - Deep Impact - Elijah Wood looks through a telescope, world ends.
Ep 18 - Captain America - Red Skull takes Italian vacation.
Ep 19 - The Best of the Worst of Summer 2011 - Nerds get angry at Kevin James.
Ep 20 - Deadlock - Rutger Hauer wears explosive jewelry, breaks out of jail.
Ep 21 - The Principal - Jim Belushi acts like a jerk, hits kids.
Ep 22 - 18 Again! - George Burns uses grandson's body for sexual gain.
Ep 23 - A Shock to the System - Michael Caine murders co-workers, is a magician.
Ep 24 - The Ewok Adventure - Ewoks help shitty kids find their parents.
Ep 25 - I Come in Peace - Dolph Lundgren fights drug-dealing aliens.
Ep 26 - Visiting Hours - Michael Ironside hates women, Shatner does something.
Ep 27 - Wolf - Nicholson gets bit by a wolf-puppet, hates James Spader.
Ep 28 - 976-EVIL - Teens dial satanic hotline, actor turns to gay pornography.
Ep 29 - The Haunting - Awkward woman sleeps in a mansion, loves ghost babies.
Ep 30 - Babycakes - Woman treated like garbage, stalks male figure skater.
Ep 31 - Judge Dredd - Stallone plays a futuristic cop, is the law.
Ep 32 - No Retreat, No Surrender - Young fighter trains with ghost.
Ep 33 - Ewoks: The Battle for Endor - Ewoks kill Orcs, Wilford Brimley yells a lot.
Ep 34 - Poison Ivy - Old man bangs teenage girl, dog gives best performance.
Ep 35 - Wired: The Return - Nerds settle a score, seek revenge for a legend.
Ep 36 - The Conqueror - The Duke is Genghis Khan, cast dies of atomic cancer.
Ep 37 - Jack Frost - Shitty kid kills his father on Christmas.
Ep 38 - Money Train - Two jerks bicker through whole movie, are lousy cops.
Ep 39 - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane - Man squanders life, is rock 'n roll dick.
Ep 40 - Hider in the House - Man hides in attic, terrorizes terrible family.
Ep 41 - Halloween III - Drunkard plays detective, foils Irish entrepreneur.
Ep 42 - Zandalee - Cage & Reinhold star in erotic thriller, are true artists.
Ep 43 - Vampire in Brooklyn - Murphy with a shitty accent, stalks a terrible detective.
Ep 44 - SW E1: The Phantom Menace - Priest kidnaps prodigy; much racism.
Ep 45 - Deadly Friend - Kid has robot who is murdered, gets girl who is also murdered.
Ep 46 - Nukie - Shitty aliens try to reunite with the help of shitty kids.
Ep 47 - Cop and a Half - Man urinates in front of young boy, is a cop (and a half).
Ep 48 - Off Beat - Man impersonates police officer, yearns to "nail lady cops."
Ep 49 - Hackers - Kids hack the world, Fisher Stevens does stuff.
Ep 50 - No Holds Barred - Hulk Hogan wrassles, then wrassles some more.
Ep 51 - Senseless - Man takes experimental drug, receives booty vision.
Ep 52 - Mr. Destiny - Michael Caine roofies Jim Belushi, plus Jon Lovitz.
Ep 53 - Free Enterprise - Nerds treat women like garbage, love Star Trek.
Ep 54 - Gymkata - Gymnast fights ninjas with karate, has power mullet.
Ep 55 - Rocky IV - Boxer avenges friend's death, ends Cold War.
Ep 56 - The Philadelphia Experiment II - Guy time travels, ancient aliens involved?
Ep 57 - The Glass House - Girl sexually harassed by godfather, lives in a glass house.
Ep 58 - Undercover Blues - Ex-CIA agents have a baby, are assholes to everyone.
Ep 59 - The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking - Story of the worst child ever.
Ep 60 - The Skulls - College kids join a cult, kill a kid 'on accident.'
Ep 61 - Men in Black II - Super-secret agents fight aliens, a dog talks.
Ep 62 - Cocoon - Old men get erections, aliens go scuba diving.
Ep 63 - Jaws: The Revenge - Shark stalks family on Christmas.
Ep 64 - The Next Karate Kid - Shitty girl learns karate, hates kind grandmother.
Ep 65 - Nine Months - Blithering idiot knocks up girlfriend, is terrible to her.
Ep 66 - Inspector Gadget - Security guard resurrected from dead, has jive-talking car.
Ep 67 - Spawn - A man goes to hell, comes back, listens to a clown fart.
Ep 68 - Reign of Fire - Boy wakes up a dragon, ends world as he knows it.
Ep 69 - Twister - Pseudo-scientists try to kill tornadoes.
Ep 70 - Kill Crazy - Vietnam vets hunted by lunatics.
Ep 71 - Mo' Money - Two guys are terrible con men, also credit card fraud.
Ep 72 - Dracula 2000 - Dracula travels to the Big Easy, purchases Nü Metal records.
Ep 73 - Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever - Unambitious rocker attempts to play prom.
Ep 74 - Invisible Child - Mother believes she has a third child that no one can see.
Ep 75 - Perfect Stranger - Wretched journalist engages in pseudo-cyber-sex.
Ep 76 - Never Too Young to Die - Teen spy avenges father's death.
Ep 77 - Heart Condition - Racist cop gets heart transplant, taunted by ghost.
Ep 78 - Silver Bullet - A drunk Busey fights a werewolf in sleepy, Maine town.
Ep 79 - Ghost in the Machine - Killer becomes the internet, tries to kill shitty kid.
Ep 80 - Friday the 13th: A New Beginning - Slob pretends to be Jason, kills shitty kids.
Ep 81 - Bordello of Blood - It's a movie starring Dennis Miller. That's it.
Ep 82 - Bless the Child - Girl is vessel for God's love, plus a cult or something.
Ep 83 - K-911 - Dooley and Jerry Lee are back and still out of shape/dying.
Ep 84 - Die Another Day - Last Brosnan Bond, last Berry Jinx.
Ep 85 - Madhouse - House guests don't leave, comedy doesn't ensue.
Ep 86 - Star Trek: Insurrection - The TNG crew helps ageless people.
Ep 87 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - 2nd anniversary show!
Ep 88 - Eight Crazy Nights - Drunkard acts like asshole, bullies elderly weirdo.
Ep 89 - The Rapture - Woman with strong libido finds God.
Ep 90 - One Magic Christmas -Santa as necromancer.
Ep 91 - Step Up Revolution - A flash mob group wants YouTube hits.
Ep 92 - The Raven - Loooooooooongfellow.
Ep 93 - Alex Cross - Tyler Perry does his worst Morgan Freeman.
Ep 94 - Tooth Fairy 2 - A big dummy becomes a tooth fairy.
Ep 95 - This Means War - Two creeps trick a girl into dating them.
Ep 96 - On Deadly Ground (Live!) - Four creeps talk about another creep live!
Ep 97 - Tuff Turf - James Spader sings, dances and fights old men.
Ep 98 - Aspen Extreme - Losers teach skiing. Kanoodle with babes.
Ep 99 - Freejack - Dead man is kidnapped to the future. Mick Jagger.
Ep 100 - Taking Care of Business - Slob breaks out of jail, steals stiff's identity.
Ep 101 - The Pallbearer - Creep pretends to know dead guy, stalks girl.
Ep 102 - Batman Forever - Jim Carrey Jim-Carrey's all over.
Ep 103 - Best of the Best 2 - White Guy Karate comes to Vegas.
Ep 104 - Cat People (1982) - Creepy incest, bestiality, John Heard.
Ep 105 - Addicted to Love - Two creeps creep out. A lot. Buffalo Bill style.
Ep 106 - Virtuosity - Denzel tracks down a video game killer.
Ep 107 - Walking Tall - Joe Don Baker delivers lumber-related justice.
Ep 108 - The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human - Gulp.
SPECIALS
Joel Hodgson: The WHM Interview - Steve chats with Joel about his career.
Michael J. Nelson: The WHM Interview - Eric chats with Michael about Rifftrax.
Stephen Tobolowsky: The WHM Interview - We chat with Stephen about Deadlock.
A WHM Deleted Scene: The Hangover Part II - Lost convo from Summer '11.
A Very Special Episode: The Oscars - Ragging on Hollywood's biggest night.
A SIDE ORDER OF SLEAZE
Ep 01 - The Young Cycle Girls - Girls hit the road, encounter loads of creeps.
Ep 02 - Night of the Demon - Quack recounts a bunch of Sasquatch attacks.
Ep 03 - Jack Frost - Snowman murders wrong family, cracks "jokes".
