Commentaries




We now have several FULL FEATURE SYNC-ABLE COMMENTARY TRACKS that you can purchase! Take the edge off of your favorite(?) bad movies by listening along as we watch them with you! Sure, there's a small amount now -- hey, we're busy! -- but we plan on stepping up production on these.

Commentary #1: C.H.U.D. (1984) - The guys rip on Douglas Cheek's 1984 cult classic, C.H.U.D. starring Daniel Stern, John Heard and Christopher Curry as Captain Bosch! Pick up C.H.U.D.mentary here or wherever electronic music is sold.



Commentary #2: Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) - The guys rip on the final film from the Next-Gen cast, Star Trek Nemesis, starring Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, Jonathan Frakes, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Ron Perlman and Tom Hardy! Pick up Trekmentary Nemesis here or wherever electronic music is sold.




Commentary #3: Sucker Punch (2011) - The guys are horrified by the totally tasteless pig-show, Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch, starring Emily Browning, Jena Malone, Abbie Cornish, Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Carla Gugino, Oscar Isaac and goddamn Jon Hamm! Pick up Sucker Punchmentary here or wherever electronic music is sold.



Commentary #4: Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) - The guys suffer through the third Star Wars prequel, Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, starring Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Frank Oz, Natalie Portman, Christopher Lee, and Ian McDiarmid. Pick up Revenge of the Sithmentary here or wherever electronic music is sold.



Commentary #5: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) - Laura Linney slumming it. Splinter looking disgusting. The Turtles are taking steroids! And more! Accessible only through our Patreon!



https://www.patreon.com/posts/taken-2-mentary-8087689
Commentary #6: Taken 2 (2012) - On this track, you can sync the guys up and watch along to the 2012 snooze-fest sequel, Taken 2! What's with all those pretzels on the car? Does Liam Neeson's character have to be such a creepy father? And will Rade Serbedzija ever find a comfortable chair? PLUS: Look at all these great jackets! Accessible only through our Patreon!


https://www.patreon.com/posts/twilightmentary-11681223
Commentary #7: Twilight (2008) - Strap in as we ask the hard questions like: Why doesn't that dad know what blankets are called? What is with Taylor Lautner's terrible wig? Why are none of these kids smoking weed? Who would upend their child's life for a minor league baseball player? And is that high school football legend MIKE. DEXTER.? PLUS: This film is a crash course in where to have an orgasm. (Hint: Biology class!) Accessible only through our Patreon!


Commentary #8: Twilight: New Moon (2009) - How many beers has that dad had before 9am? What's with that weird ride on the back of that dude's motorcycle? How is there no fun baseball scene in this one? And did those little nerds really just start wrestling? PLUS: Run! It's Ann Dowd! Accessible only through our Patreon!




Commentary #9: Rambo (2008) - the guys go into the jungle with John Rambo to talk over the ultra-violent, 2008, CGI blood mist romp, Rambo! How much HGH was Sly on for this performance? Did we really need the film to be this violently cruel? And what's with all those bucket hats? PLUS: Rambo mistakes a mummy for a walking pile of bandanas! Accessible only through our Patreon!