In this week's episode, the Gang heads to the forest moon of Endor and walks around in circles with the Ewoks and some shitty kids in 1984's The Ewok Adventure. Why does this movie refuse to acknowledge the other Stars Wars films? Could they have found two less-appealing child actors? And did no one catch that tree penis?
The Ewok Adventure stars Warwick Davis, Eric Walker, Aubree Miller, and Tony Cox; directed by John Korty.
Music - Sci-fi Kid - Blitzen Trapper
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2 comments:
Awesome episode! I remember watching that movie on VHS back in the day, but I was so into Star Wars I didn't really notice how bad it was. You guys should definitely do the second one. It starts with a scene much like the Uncle Owen death scene in IV you mentioned with burning bodies and such. My main memories are of a shape-shifting witch (unless I'm getting the second movie confused with Willow, cause they're pretty similar). But the Ewoks are running around with blasters made of duct tape and I'm pretty sure the body count racks up when they siege a fucking castle. Love your show! I found it through "Yeah, It's that Bad" and both of you guys make my Tuesdays a lot better.
I like this film and all movies related to Star Wars. If it weren't for the Ewoks helping the kids fight the Gorax, the Emperor would have won the Battle of Endor in RotJ.
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